DISPATCH FROM THE LONE SOY STATEEST. IN EXTREME CONCERN
TEXAS, WE NEED TO TALK.
TOFU HAS BEEN THE VICTIM OF A VICIOUS SMEAR CAMPAIGN IN TEXAS.
An election-season campaign against tofu misinformation.
STOP THE SMEARThe subject is tofu. Please try to remain calm.
EXHIBIT ATHE ACCUSED
TX / TOFU INVESTIGATION
Dramatization. It's a block of tofu.
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NO SPIN. JUST SOYBEANS.THE TRUTH IS DOWN HERE
BUT WHAT AREN'T THEY TELLING YOU?
TOFU IS
SOYBEANS.
The bean goes all the way to the top.
Tofu is made by setting soybean milk into curds. That's the big secret. Texas, you've been misled about a bean.
DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH The facts at TofuIsSoybeans.comCampaign illustration. Tofu does not grow in blocks.
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UNSUBSTANTIATED TOFU ALLEGATION01 / 07
“Known associate of broccoli.”
THREAT TO TEXAS: PAIRS WELL WITH VEGETABLES.
Fabricated allegations. Actual soybeans.
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